38 yer olds are good kisserssss
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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