I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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