But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We need to rekindle our bromance
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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