So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just google imaged poop.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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