Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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