Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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