all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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