Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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