when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
