They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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