I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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