stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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