ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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