Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Randomize
