Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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