Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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