he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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