3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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