my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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