I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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