How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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