I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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