Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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