Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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