I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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