I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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