Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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