absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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