there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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