Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize