actually, I'm a sock model
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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