I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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