Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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