just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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