You work out of a Hotel?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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