so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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