That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
This is the prime rib incident all over again
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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