420 ftw
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
