There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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