dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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