Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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