The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
bring money and cleavage
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
