i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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