everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I enjoy the company of your penis
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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