Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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