is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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