my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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