Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Still dying that you shit outside
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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