I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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