): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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