had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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