we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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