I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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