I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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