Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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